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I received a catalog from Dr Leonards today. In this catalog mixed in with denture glue, bath chairs, orthotic shoes and things to protect your oven from delicious spilling pies were vibrators and penis pumps. However, the most disturbing thing about this catalog was the preapproved, pay no money now tag on the front that has left me asking myself, are there people who buy dildos and sexual enhancement herbs on credit?
i just saw a commercial for pajama jeans. It sad they flatter every figure. I want to test this theory. I’m skeptical.
One of the housewives of Orange County just said I try to always do what Jesus would do. I had no idea Jesus had a nosejob and breast implants!
This is my tattoo. While I know it’s not uncommon or original, it is profoundly meaningful, as everyone’s tattoos are.
I was sexually abused by my father and while the pain of it will never leave me, I am happy successful and fulfilled by my life. He will never seek forgiveness but he has it none the less. I let it be and forgave him to heal thyself.
As I was being tattooed, a tear rolled down my face. The artist paused and asked if I needed him to stop, to which I said no, I’m feeling the last pain my father will ever cause me and this is the last mark he will make on me.
That even though I performed a barely passable version of “Every Little Step” by Bobby Brown at the Brass Monkey tonight, I did take the 12 bar break to perform a word-perfect rendition of Mr. Brown’s rap from “On Our Own” from the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack. It’s this kind of attention to detail that I hope will come to represent my legacy. Thank you for your time.
I would have given an appendage to be there.
Full video of President Barack Obama’s address to Tucson Memorial
Dear Christina,
What a sad, sad thing that you can’t be here to see it, but you did something with your life that no politician in yours ever did or could: you unified the United States of America. Today you’re making people think more than speak. And maybe when they’re done thinking, they’ll speak differently. And then maybe after they speak differently others will want to think differently, and maybe that’s how the world comes to change for the better.
Peacefully…
John
Wheel - Heavier Things
“I believe, that my life’s gonna see…
The love I give, return to me”
Been addicted to this as of late. Thank you John.
Melancholy happiness.
So, I know this is probably a long-shot, but I know it wouldn’t hurt, I’ve lost my dog Patch, This dog means more to me, than words can express. He’s the closest thing to family I have up here in TN, and he went missing around 4 p.m. yesterday afternoon. I got a call today from a lady that saw one…
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I don’t got a day without having to pull out my Tide To Go pen. Seriously. Not a day.
Me too! As a fellow daily tide to go user, have you experienced the parmesan cheese tide to go pen? They have such a short lifespan before they turn rancid.
They’re coming…
